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A country which consists of four smaller countries: England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland. (The term "Great Britain" refers to England, Scotland and Wales. Add Northern Ireland and you get the UK.) It is ruled by Queen Elizabeth II and is over a thousand years old. The people there speak English (along with welsh and gaelic), which is also spoken worldwide, as a result of Britain owning a quarter of the world. Technically speaking, the UK is a part of Europe, but we don't really belong there. We're British not European.

Some notable things to arise because of the UK include: the telephone, the computer, the television, penicillin, the refrigerator, the bicycle, the pneumatic tyre, the Unites States of America, the steam engine, the atomic clock, the sewing machine, the postal service, the Christmas card, the pencil, the typewriter, the telegraph, the ATM, the MP3 player, the computer mouse, the adjustable spanner, the chocolate bar, the dishwasher, the tin can, the lawn mower, the smallpox vaccine, the world wide web, fish and chips, the tank, the depth charge, the tuning fork, modern atomic theory, the electricity generator, the pocket calculator, the laws of motion, the theory of evolution, tennis, golf, baseball, cricket, football, the jet engine, the submarine, the postcard, plastic, the bank of England, the bank of France, the boy scouts....
The United Kingdom is a pretty awesome country, considering that it's one fortieth the size of their children across the Atlantic.
by Bedlamite10 September 24, 2013
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A system of slang in which words are replaced by rhymes and the second part of the rhyme is dropped. It is most commonly used by cockneys.
Examples of rhyming slang:
Dustbin Lids=Kids
Trouble & Strife=Wife
Plates of Meat=Feet
Apples & Pears=Stairs
Pony & Trap=Crap
Berkeley Hunt=C**t

My trouble sent me to pick up the dustbins from school, and I stepped in a massive pile of pony and trap.
by Bedlamite10 September 23, 2013
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1) An old fashioned name for someone with down syndrome, originating from the belief that people with down syndrome resembled Mongolians.

2) An offensive term for someone who is idiotic or stupid. Often shortened to mongo or mong.
I'm afraid your son is a mongoloid.

You spilt coke on the carpet you mongo!
by Bedlamite10 June 18, 2013
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A word for anime used by people who want to annoy weebs.
Stop watching Chinese cartoons and get a job.
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In Scotland: a shortening of 'unionist'.
According to the referendum, 55% of Scots are yoons.
by Bedlamite10 May 6, 2016
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In Scotland: a shortening of 'unionist', one who wants Scots and Englishmen to remain politically united.
According to the 2014 referendum, 55% of Scots are yoons.
by Bedlamite10 May 2, 2016
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The smallest coin in most currencies. Once upon a time, you could buy stuff with pennies, but due to inflation they are now worth about the same as a handful of belly button lint.
Ahh- the good old days when a penny was actually useful.
by Bedlamite10 October 17, 2013
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