Can be used to describe the action of snagging or stealing something.
Can also be used as a replacement of the F-word in a phrase or sentence.
Can also be used as a replacement of the F-word in a phrase or sentence.
"Watch this Joe, I'm about to yonk your mom's virginity."
"Yo did you see me fight Eric yesterday?"
"Yeah dude you absolutely yonked him!"
"Yo did you see me fight Eric yesterday?"
"Yeah dude you absolutely yonked him!"
by BigBrainMemeTrain on IG December 03, 2019
British Slang, Measurement of Time;
1) The unit of 'Yonk' is known to be exactly 3 Months and 13 Days.
--> Used to describe a long period since you last saw someone or something. Usually termed 'Yonks' rather than a 'Yonk'.
1) The unit of 'Yonk' is known to be exactly 3 Months and 13 Days.
--> Used to describe a long period since you last saw someone or something. Usually termed 'Yonks' rather than a 'Yonk'.
by Stuart Fletcher November 10, 2004
A mistake or a failure. The word can usually morph into the meaning of your choice with negative connotations. Yonk does not describe people but is a description.
Bro, I just yonked my APUSH test.
I tried to talk to that guy over there.
Yeah I saw, that was a yonk.
Tommorow is going to be such a yonk!
I tried to talk to that guy over there.
Yeah I saw, that was a yonk.
Tommorow is going to be such a yonk!
by broski62726618 November 30, 2018
by swagabelly March 17, 2022
To defeat an opponent in the most awesome way possible. To truly yonk someone or something is to leave potential spectators in awe with jaws firmly dropped.
Oh my gosh, did you see the finale of Avatar the Last Airbender? Spoilers Aang totally yonked the fire lord!
by Leaf Surlevent May 23, 2022
I won! Yonk Yonk
by Lightindahouse August 04, 2023
v. To thump one squarely in the nose
n. A square thump to the nose
The metric of a powerful yonk lies not in the force behind the blow, but in how yonked the recipient feels.
To feel yonked is to feel put in one's place.
n. A square thump to the nose
The metric of a powerful yonk lies not in the force behind the blow, but in how yonked the recipient feels.
To feel yonked is to feel put in one's place.
Christ delivered the squarest and mightiest yonk when He put sin squarely in its place.
Richard, in the name of the weed that killed Tupac I will yonk you for this!
Richard, in the name of the weed that killed Tupac I will yonk you for this!
by Ganderschplaf the Gray December 03, 2018