Yonk

Can be used to describe the action of snagging or stealing something.

Can also be used as a replacement of the F-word in a phrase or sentence.
"Watch this Joe, I'm about to yonk your mom's virginity."

"Yo did you see me fight Eric yesterday?"
"Yeah dude you absolutely yonked him!"
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Yonk

British Slang, Measurement of Time;

1) The unit of 'Yonk' is known to be exactly 3 Months and 13 Days.

--> Used to describe a long period since you last saw someone or something. Usually termed 'Yonks' rather than a 'Yonk'.
1)
BOB: "Gee Willy, I haven't seen you for Yonks!"
WILLY: "Yeah, must be about 3 Yonks actually."
by Stuart Fletcher November 10, 2004
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A mistake or a failure. The word can usually morph into the meaning of your choice with negative connotations. Yonk does not describe people but is a description.
Bro, I just yonked my APUSH test.

I tried to talk to that guy over there.
Yeah I saw, that was a yonk.

Tommorow is going to be such a yonk!
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someone who’s so painfully wrong and stupid
nivid is being such a yonk tonight
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To defeat an opponent in the most awesome way possible. To truly yonk someone or something is to leave potential spectators in awe with jaws firmly dropped.
Oh my gosh, did you see the finale of Avatar the Last Airbender? Spoilers Aang totally yonked the fire lord!
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Another way to say “let’s go” and a way to express happiness, started by the great streamer Paul
I won! Yonk Yonk
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v. To thump one squarely in the nose
n. A square thump to the nose

The metric of a powerful yonk lies not in the force behind the blow, but in how yonked the recipient feels.
To feel yonked is to feel put in one's place.
Christ delivered the squarest and mightiest yonk when He put sin squarely in its place.

Richard, in the name of the weed that killed Tupac I will yonk you for this!
by Ganderschplaf the Gray December 03, 2018
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