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a big football that is used to stick up your bum hole to kill all bacteria and shit in your orifices.
OMG, I need to use my yomball!
yomball by masonsnow-12 December 27, 2024
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YouBalls 

What someone has when they only have courage to start fights, be racist, or talk shit when they're commenting on YouTube. Someone grows YouBalls when they know that they're hiding safely behind their computer and can't get their ass kicked.
"Damn that fool has some crazy YouBalls. You know he'd be scared as hell to say that shit in person"
YouBalls by makalive45 February 12, 2009
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A holiday traditionally celebrated upon the second snowfall of the new year, usually falling sometime in the first two weeks of January.

The Yamball holiday is observed by building a "yamball" out of a mixture of flour and canned sweet potatoes ("yams"). The ideal yamball has a playdough-like consistency and is slightly smaller than a junior basketball (~6 or 7 inches in diameter).

The yamball is then thrown back and forth by the celebrants until everyone is properly tired out, at which point there is a yamball "toss" which is performed much like an egg tossing contest (i.e. subsequent tosses must be from increasingly great distances).

The yamball is then retired to a front porch or other outdoor area. After a few days, if the Skunk King Wenceslaus is pleased with the yamball, He will leave gifts nearby for the children of the household.

Traditionally Yamball was also celebrated by holding a formal ball known as the "Yamball Gambol" but this is seldom practiced in modern times.

Yamball is now often used as an occasion to exchange gifts with friends who have spent the December holiday season apart due to family obligations.
Tom: "Hey what did you get Harry for yamball this year?"

Dick: "I couldn't think of anything so I just got him more yams =/"

Yamball by Wenceslaus January 7, 2009
A person who is so irresistibly yummily delicious you just want to roll them up into a little ball and eat them.
"That sexy hunk of man is such a delicious looking Yumball, I just want to lick and suck his entire body for days."
Yumball by goodPBLgirl October 24, 2009
The other definition is close, but wrong. They left out the part in the toss where the yamball caller says "Yamball, yamball, whoaaa yamball!" to let the yamball catcher know the yamball is coming.

source: It's Yamball on the east coast right now
A traditional Yamball celebration usually coincides with the MLK Jr holiday

yoballing 

Throwing a urine soaked snowball
Look at Peter in the storm yoballing those little kids.
yoballing by Juuls Stach December 9, 2018

yumballs 

person a: Hey larry, i just got a new haircut

person b: Yumballs
yumballs by Sarahyumballs December 22, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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