yomball
a big football that is used to stick up your bum hole to kill all bacteria and shit in your orifices.
yomball by masonsnow-12 December 27, 2024
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YouBalls
What someone has when they only have courage to start fights, be racist, or talk shit when they're commenting on YouTube. Someone grows YouBalls when they know that they're hiding safely behind their computer and can't get their ass kicked.
"Damn that fool has some crazy YouBalls. You know he'd be scared as hell to say that shit in person"
YouBalls by makalive45 February 12, 2009
Yamball
A holiday traditionally celebrated upon the second snowfall of the new year, usually falling sometime in the first two weeks of January.
The Yamball holiday is observed by building a "yamball" out of a mixture of flour and canned sweet potatoes ("yams"). The ideal yamball has a playdough-like consistency and is slightly smaller than a junior basketball (~6 or 7 inches in diameter).
The yamball is then thrown back and forth by the celebrants until everyone is properly tired out, at which point there is a yamball "toss" which is performed much like an egg tossing contest (i.e. subsequent tosses must be from increasingly great distances).
The yamball is then retired to a front porch or other outdoor area. After a few days, if the Skunk King Wenceslaus is pleased with the yamball, He will leave gifts nearby for the children of the household.
Traditionally Yamball was also celebrated by holding a formal ball known as the "Yamball Gambol" but this is seldom practiced in modern times.
Yamball is now often used as an occasion to exchange gifts with friends who have spent the December holiday season apart due to family obligations.
The Yamball holiday is observed by building a "yamball" out of a mixture of flour and canned sweet potatoes ("yams"). The ideal yamball has a playdough-like consistency and is slightly smaller than a junior basketball (~6 or 7 inches in diameter).
The yamball is then thrown back and forth by the celebrants until everyone is properly tired out, at which point there is a yamball "toss" which is performed much like an egg tossing contest (i.e. subsequent tosses must be from increasingly great distances).
The yamball is then retired to a front porch or other outdoor area. After a few days, if the Skunk King Wenceslaus is pleased with the yamball, He will leave gifts nearby for the children of the household.
Traditionally Yamball was also celebrated by holding a formal ball known as the "Yamball Gambol" but this is seldom practiced in modern times.
Yamball is now often used as an occasion to exchange gifts with friends who have spent the December holiday season apart due to family obligations.
Tom: "Hey what did you get Harry for yamball this year?"
Dick: "I couldn't think of anything so I just got him more yams =/"
Dick: "I couldn't think of anything so I just got him more yams =/"
Yamball by Wenceslaus January 7, 2009
Yamball
The other definition is close, but wrong. They left out the part in the toss where the yamball caller says "Yamball, yamball, whoaaa yamball!" to let the yamball catcher know the yamball is coming.
source: It's Yamball on the east coast right now
source: It's Yamball on the east coast right now
Yamball by the_choco_man_from_choco_land January 20, 2019
yoballing
yoballing by Juuls Stach December 9, 2018