yoballing
yoballing by Juuls Stach December 9, 2018
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Yogaballing
The performance art of dancing with a yoga ball, often in a club environment with a light-up yoga ball.
Yogaballing by Probablynotarealthing March 16, 2017
ass yodelling
when you sit down to take a shit and all that comes out are extremely loud farts. Often experienced the day after consuming large amounts of beer.
ass yodelling by baddaditude December 24, 2010
Yodelling David
To give someone (or yourself) a Yodelling David, one needs to first reach the stage of almost ejaculation after masturbation. As they are about to finish, they need to be castrated by a tool such as bolt-cutters or any other sharp utensil in order to create an explosive and bloody secretion. The sound of pleasure and pain combined to one can be described as the greatest yodelling of all time.
Person 1: "She gave me the Yodelling David last night"
Person 2: "What the fuck how are you still alive"
Person 1: "I'm a G, that's why"
Person 2: "What the fuck how are you still alive"
Person 1: "I'm a G, that's why"
Yodelling David by Marques Parana May 25, 2020
yogalingus
that ballet dancer has the most perfect yogalingus body
that gymnast is giving me so many new yogalingus ideas
our yoga teacher showed us 4 new positions perfect for yogalingus - frog pose, camel pose, boat pose and cobblers pose
try saying 'the myth of miss muffet' or 'noose noshing much mush' - it's like yogalingus for your tongue
that gymnast is giving me so many new yogalingus ideas
our yoga teacher showed us 4 new positions perfect for yogalingus - frog pose, camel pose, boat pose and cobblers pose
try saying 'the myth of miss muffet' or 'noose noshing much mush' - it's like yogalingus for your tongue
yogalingus by Peter Greenwall February 4, 2009
yobling
example of the yobling relationship:
Warrick: Hey Catherine.
Catherine: Yes?
Warrick: Can we talk?... About this?
(He lifts his hand up with the wedding ring)
Catherine: Sure.
Warrick: You know what happened to Nick. It just got me thinkin'. Life is so short, you know. It's almost... so much shorter than we wanna have to believe.
Catherine: Live for the day.
Warrick: Exactly. I ah... I went ahead and asked this young lady I've been seeing, Tina, to marry me.
Catherine: You know that I'm happy for you?
Warrick: Yeah?
Catherine:.. yeah.
Warrick: Well, it also feels like you're not so happy for me.
(long pause)
Catherine: Warrick... you know the thing that makes a fantasy great is the possibility that it might come true. And when you lose that possibility, it just kinda...sucks.
Warrick: Hey Catherine.
Catherine: Yes?
Warrick: Can we talk?... About this?
(He lifts his hand up with the wedding ring)
Catherine: Sure.
Warrick: You know what happened to Nick. It just got me thinkin'. Life is so short, you know. It's almost... so much shorter than we wanna have to believe.
Catherine: Live for the day.
Warrick: Exactly. I ah... I went ahead and asked this young lady I've been seeing, Tina, to marry me.
Catherine: You know that I'm happy for you?
Warrick: Yeah?
Catherine:.. yeah.
Warrick: Well, it also feels like you're not so happy for me.
(long pause)
Catherine: Warrick... you know the thing that makes a fantasy great is the possibility that it might come true. And when you lose that possibility, it just kinda...sucks.
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