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Yorelling 

A serving/restaurant term for when a person is flustered to a point of near panic, acting as though they are "In The Weeds" when there is no visible reason to be so.
"Holy shit my the 1 table I have just ordered an espresso; I need help!"

"Haha look at Tommy. He's yorelling so hard."
Yorelling by Cheech101 July 21, 2009

Yogaballing 

The performance art of dancing with a yoga ball, often in a club environment with a light-up yoga ball.
Hula hooping at EDM shows is out. The hottest dance trend is yogaballing.

ass yodelling 

when you sit down to take a shit and all that comes out are extremely loud farts. Often experienced the day after consuming large amounts of beer.
Good lord. I just spent the last 10 minutes ass yodelling on the can. Fucking beer.
ass yodelling by baddaditude December 24, 2010

Yodelling David 

To give someone (or yourself) a Yodelling David, one needs to first reach the stage of almost ejaculation after masturbation. As they are about to finish, they need to be castrated by a tool such as bolt-cutters or any other sharp utensil in order to create an explosive and bloody secretion. The sound of pleasure and pain combined to one can be described as the greatest yodelling of all time.
Person 1: "She gave me the Yodelling David last night"
Person 2: "What the fuck how are you still alive"

Person 1: "I'm a G, that's why"

yogalingus 

cunnilingus and yoga combined - 'for the mind,spirit and tongue'
that ballet dancer has the most perfect yogalingus body

that gymnast is giving me so many new yogalingus ideas

our yoga teacher showed us 4 new positions perfect for yogalingus - frog pose, camel pose, boat pose and cobblers pose

try saying 'the myth of miss muffet' or 'noose noshing much mush' - it's like yogalingus for your tongue
yogalingus by Peter Greenwall February 4, 2009
The relationship between CSI's Catherine Willows and Warrick Brown
example of the yobling relationship:
Warrick: Hey Catherine.
Catherine: Yes?
Warrick: Can we talk?... About this?
(He lifts his hand up with the wedding ring)
Catherine: Sure.
Warrick: You know what happened to Nick. It just got me thinkin'. Life is so short, you know. It's almost... so much shorter than we wanna have to believe.
Catherine: Live for the day.
Warrick: Exactly. I ah... I went ahead and asked this young lady I've been seeing, Tina, to marry me.
Catherine: You know that I'm happy for you?
Warrick: Yeah?
Catherine:.. yeah.
Warrick: Well, it also feels like you're not so happy for me.
(long pause)
Catherine: Warrick... you know the thing that makes a fantasy great is the possibility that it might come true. And when you lose that possibility, it just kinda...sucks.
yobling by Laura July 13, 2006