yokel

A hick, redneck, etc. Commonly referred to Niko by Vlad in GTA4.

Vlad: You remember Ivan?
Niko: No.
Vlad: (shows picture) This guy.
Niko: Oh, yes. You guys had a little kiss.
Vlad: Very funny. What would you see if I told he was going to rob your cousin?
Niko: I'd say: 'What problem does he got with my cousin?'
Vlad: (phone rings) Hold on.
(answers phone)
Vlad: Hey. Hey, gorgeous, no. I can't talk right now. What are you wearing? Listen, I'll call you back.
(to Niko)
Vlad: Sorry.
Niko: Who was that?
Vlad: Never you mind.
Niko: Was it Ivan?
Vlad: Oh, that's funny. You know, for a damn yokel you're a very funny guy.
Niko: (laughing) Yes. And for an annoying dick, you're really an annoying dick.
Vlad: Well, it is a shame then that I am the guy with the powerful friends, and you are the little punk who's only friend is a fat weasel who drives a fucking cab!

by kmewzaz June 18, 2008

yokel

peasant, hick, hayseed

by Larstait November 07, 2003

Yokel

A general term given to any inbred, red-necked hick.

"Some foks'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folks'll, like Cletus the slack-jawed yokel."

by Ranga McFip October 13, 2004

yokel

a rural person = country bumpkin

Some smelly yokel came in and tried to flirt with the cashier.

by Light Joker October 17, 2005

yokel

A bucktoothed,hillbilly, river rat, (slack jawwed yokel)Some1 who was born in tha country and isnt street smart. talks with a goofy southern accent.eats squirell. usually named Cletis(tha slack jawwed yokel) Can be a diss for somebody living in the country.

I heard alabama's full of Yokels up in tha boonies.

by hatabitchsmacka February 06, 2004

yokelled

derived from the word "yokel," meaning a bumpkin who was likely raised on a farm; the inference being that one with a rural upbringing would have to have impressive strength, so this term refers to someone who is physically powerful.

damn, i'm not fuckin with that dude, he's yokelled!

by boeing August 28, 2006

Yokel

a farmer type bum.. often called "Cletus" (Character from The Simpsons)

The Yokel Says, "Hey Ma, The rain is here!"

Ryan W or Cletus is a full dang yokel! dang right!

by ryan walsh May 03, 2005