by Ranga McFip October 13, 2004
by ryan walsh May 03, 2005
A "yokel" is a hybrid of man and hairy beast (much like that of an ape or Big Foot). The yokel's diet consists of nothing more than Camel Wides, and the occasional glass of water.
Main hobbies of the yokel include ranting about vairous computer/technical issues ,ghetto rigging jeeps to be lifted to heights that could be considered unsafe or stable, and assembling various firearms in his basement.
Increasingly the yokel has been sighted crusing around on his motorcycle in his all leather attire braging about how cheap the cycle is to operate and own.
Any differance of opinion from the yokel's has been known to send him into intense rants about how he/it is right, so use caution when expressing your ideas.
Main hobbies of the yokel include ranting about vairous computer/technical issues ,ghetto rigging jeeps to be lifted to heights that could be considered unsafe or stable, and assembling various firearms in his basement.
Increasingly the yokel has been sighted crusing around on his motorcycle in his all leather attire braging about how cheap the cycle is to operate and own.
Any differance of opinion from the yokel's has been known to send him into intense rants about how he/it is right, so use caution when expressing your ideas.
by The Gang June 01, 2004
by robert kerr May 04, 2005
Yokel is a term derived from the Hebrew meaning of the word toilet.
Yokel is a derogative term used to describe how unsatisfactory and dam right gross something or someone is.
Yokel is a derogative term used to describe how unsatisfactory and dam right gross something or someone is.
'Yo Shaniqua you seen that gurrlllll over there, how yokel is her dress?!'
'Look at that fucking yokel, such a loo'
'Look at that fucking yokel, such a loo'
by Kiki la bra August 09, 2014
by ryan walsh May 03, 2005
Vlad: You remember Ivan?
Niko: No.
Vlad: (shows picture) This guy.
Niko: Oh, yes. You guys had a little kiss.
Vlad: Very funny. What would you see if I told he was going to rob your cousin?
Niko: I'd say: 'What problem does he got with my cousin?'
Vlad: (phone rings) Hold on.
(answers phone)
Vlad: Hey. Hey, gorgeous, no. I can't talk right now. What are you wearing? Listen, I'll call you back.
(to Niko)
Vlad: Sorry.
Niko: Who was that?
Vlad: Never you mind.
Niko: Was it Ivan?
Vlad: Oh, that's funny. You know, for a damn yokel you're a very funny guy.
Niko: (laughing) Yes. And for an annoying dick, you're really an annoying dick.
Vlad: Well, it is a shame then that I am the guy with the powerful friends, and you are the little punk who's only friend is a fat weasel who drives a fucking cab!
Niko: No.
Vlad: (shows picture) This guy.
Niko: Oh, yes. You guys had a little kiss.
Vlad: Very funny. What would you see if I told he was going to rob your cousin?
Niko: I'd say: 'What problem does he got with my cousin?'
Vlad: (phone rings) Hold on.
(answers phone)
Vlad: Hey. Hey, gorgeous, no. I can't talk right now. What are you wearing? Listen, I'll call you back.
(to Niko)
Vlad: Sorry.
Niko: Who was that?
Vlad: Never you mind.
Niko: Was it Ivan?
Vlad: Oh, that's funny. You know, for a damn yokel you're a very funny guy.
Niko: (laughing) Yes. And for an annoying dick, you're really an annoying dick.
Vlad: Well, it is a shame then that I am the guy with the powerful friends, and you are the little punk who's only friend is a fat weasel who drives a fucking cab!
by kmewzaz June 18, 2008