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yoghurt top  

British Slang originating from the BB8 Contestant Brian - It means Stupid. the origins of the term come from exasperation at having to lick the top of a yoghurt carton in order to extract the extra yoghurt - which whilst delicious often means the aforementioned yoghurt top licker looks like a fool. Roughly translates as "fool" "nincompoop" or "Idiot"
I feel like such a yoghurt top.yoghurt top
yoghurt top by CRIrish August 21, 2007

Yoghurt top 

When you blow your juicy load over your partners chest and then proceed to smear the baby gravy across the chest until it resembles a t-shirt or a "top".
Dude I totally gave your mum a yoghurt top last night, it was great. I made her lick it off my hands afterwards.

yoghurt top 

a yoghurt top is the creation or brian from bb8 . it mean idiot . youghurt top could mean that someone who is a yoghurt top has a mind that is abit 'soft' or runny , which would mean they are abit stupid , although it has no link to people who actually have mushy brain , it is more of just an expression . this is the best explanation of this word as its creation , meaning and come-abouts are all that of bb8's brian
your a right yoghurt top !
yoghurt top by phycadelia August 17, 2007
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026