yogurt man

The yogurt man is a very sexy person made of yogurt that seduces you and brings them to their yogurt strip club to then yogurt the shit out of you ;) until you pass out and turn you into a yogurt stripper. This cult is very exclusive and the yogurt man only chooses who he believes would make the best yogurt strippers it's an honor to be one ;)

Person 1: Oh shit what happened to out bro
Person 2: bro got seduced by yogurt man and is now a yogurt stripper for life :(

by y.o.g.u.r.t. m.a.n. May 18, 2021

yogurt gun

See also: penis

Please holster your yogurt gun while in public.

by thewangman January 21, 2009

yogurt slinger

Yet another slang term for the penis. This is due to the
similarity in the consistency of semen and yogurt.

Peter North has a fucking awesome yogurt slinger!

by Gnomercy September 15, 2006

Yogurt Night

n. A special night where you and your partner romantically eat yogurt together. Can become extremely difficult if talking bees get in the way.

Vanessa: Listen you better go because we’re really busy working.
Kenny: But it’s our yogurt night!
Vanessa: Awwww, buh-bye!
Kenny: Why is yogurt night so DIFFICULT?!

by zl_CHANNERZ_lz April 12, 2021

yogurt male

ian

ian is such a yogurt male

by phil hates ian September 30, 2021

Yogurt Hose

A length of man-meat in the process of emitting baby-batter.

Holy shit, she got in front of the yogurt hose, and now her face looks like a glazed donut!

by El Borrachisto July 29, 2009

throwing yogurt

ejaculating, especially from masturbation. (from the resemblance of semen to yogurt and the up and down motion of the hand causing it to seem as if the yogurt has been thrown instead of ejaculated)

I always throw yogurt before a hot date to take the edge off.

by yogemaster April 15, 2005