A crooked nosed girl with a massive camel toe constantly on show for all the boys to see
Melissa is a massive yobert
by Obesityfatmess123 February 25, 2018
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When two people pretend to be friends when they both clearly have feelings for each other but lack the required amount of chromosomes to pick up the signals, as they are very retarded . They then decide to date other people but that ends in a train crash of events including noncery and non communication. The two people then pick up on these everlasting feelings and say “oh what the frick” and get together after 3 long and painful years of reading signals better than a blind person at a traffic light, due to mental disability. Events to follow this include : hot tub sex, huggling, and/or trips to Lapland.
They really did Pull A Yobert !
by Yobert October 26, 2020
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When two people pretend to be friends for ages when clearly having feelings for each other but lack the required amount of chromosomes to act on their mixed signals as they are severely retarded. The two people then decide to date different people only for it to end in a train crash of events including noncery and non communication. The two people then say “oh what the frick” and eventually get together after 3 long years of being mentally disabled.
Wow they really did “Pull A Yobert”
by Yobert October 26, 2020
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When two people pretend to be friends when they both clearly have feelings for each other but lack the required amount of chromosomes to pick up the signals, as they are very retarded . They then decide to date other people but that ends in a train crash of events including noncery and non communication. The two people then pick up on these everlasting feelings and say “oh what the frick” and get together after 3 long and painful years of reading signals better than a blind person at a traffic light, due to mental disability. Events to follow this include : hot tub sex, huggling, and/or trips to Lapland.
Wow they really did Pull A Yobert !!
by Yobert October 26, 2020
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