yobert 

A crooked nosed girl with a massive camel toe constantly on show for all the boys to see

Melissa is a massive yobert

yobert by Obesityfatmess123 February 26, 2018

Pull A Yobert 

When two people pretend to be friends when they both clearly have feelings for each other but lack the required amount of chromosomes to pick up the signals, as they are very retarded . They then decide to date other people but that ends in a train crash of events including noncery and non communication. The two people then pick up on these everlasting feelings and say “oh what the frick” and get together after 3 long and painful years of reading signals better than a blind person at a traffic light, due to mental disability. Events to follow this include : hot tub sex, huggling, and/or trips to Lapland.

They really did Pull A Yobert !

Pull A Yobert by Yobert October 25, 2020

Pull A Yobert 

When two people pretend to be friends for ages when clearly having feelings for each other but lack the required amount of chromosomes to act on their mixed signals as they are severely retarded. The two people then decide to date different people only for it to end in a train crash of events including noncery and non communication. The two people then say “oh what the frick” and eventually get together after 3 long years of being mentally disabled.

Wow they really did “Pull A Yobert”

Pull A Yobert by Yobert October 25, 2020

Pull A Yobert 

When two people pretend to be friends when they both clearly have feelings for each other but lack the required amount of chromosomes to pick up the signals, as they are very retarded . They then decide to date other people but that ends in a train crash of events including noncery and non communication. The two people then pick up on these everlasting feelings and say “oh what the frick” and get together after 3 long and painful years of reading signals better than a blind person at a traffic light, due to mental disability. Events to follow this include : hot tub sex, huggling, and/or trips to Lapland.

Wow they really did Pull A Yobert !!

Pull A Yobert by Yobert October 25, 2020

yobette

A girl version of yob. May get thrown out of partys, hang around with yob-like boys.

"i just got thrown out of that party"
"god ur such a yobette"

yobette by luciee November 27, 2005

yober 

Being sum1z metz, big homie, pimp, and/or boss

like hey do you see fat cris over there? Ya, I'm his yober.

yober by Metzetem December 18, 2007

purple headed yogert shooter

A penis. From the shape and ejaculation

She wants my purple headed yogert shooter!

purple headed yogert shooter by Jeremy December 3, 2002

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023