Yobbert

When you are in love but don't know it.

ex. Those two are such yobberts.

by bjkkiubiknku November 15, 2022

Yobber

A menthol cigarette that has had all the tobacco taken out and replaced with marijuana. Pop the filter, and then it will give the weed a menthol taste.

Yo that Yobber got me yup-bup-bupped!! I’m higher than fuck!!

by Reese’sCup3598 January 30, 2020

Pull A Yobert

When two people pretend to be friends when they both clearly have feelings for each other but lack the required amount of chromosomes to pick up the signals, as they are very retarded . They then decide to date other people but that ends in a train crash of events including noncery and non communication. The two people then pick up on these everlasting feelings and say “oh what the frick” and get together after 3 long and painful years of reading signals better than a blind person at a traffic light, due to mental disability. Events to follow this include : hot tub sex, huggling, and/or trips to Lapland.

They really did Pull A Yobert !

by Yobert October 25, 2020

yobbery

A yobbery is the act of having an encounter with a yob. These encounters include;
robbery
Fighting
being in a place of yobs
Any other relation to being a yob

Other relating words include
Being yobbed on, yobbing, to be yobbed on, yobbish, yobbed on

I was walking to the train and I was the victim of a yobbery. They made fun of me, stole my phone, wallet and iPod and made verbally shit on me.

My mates and I will yob on you.

You're turning into a yob

Praise the master Yobby

by SteveyBarebap March 3, 2009

Pull A Yobert

When two people pretend to be friends for ages when clearly having feelings for each other but lack the required amount of chromosomes to act on their mixed signals as they are severely retarded. The two people then decide to date different people only for it to end in a train crash of events including noncery and non communication. The two people then say “oh what the frick” and eventually get together after 3 long years of being mentally disabled.

Wow they really did “Pull A Yobert”

by Yobert October 25, 2020

yobert

A crooked nosed girl with a massive camel toe constantly on show for all the boys to see

Melissa is a massive yobert

by Obesityfatmess123 February 26, 2018

Yobber

Someone who yob's about the place with no considering of others

Similar words: tosser

"Look at that lad messing about over there.."

"Yeah, seen him about before, he's a right yobber"

by topyobber February 14, 2018