yo gurt

when ya boi gurt is right there

yo gurt, wanna smoke this silly shrub?

by ya boi gurt June 11, 2018

Yo:gurt

Gurt: yo

Yo:gurt
Gurt: yo
Pmo: Sybau

by Callyvin April 25, 2025

Yo Gurt

Sybau

Yo Gurt! Dubai

by Doumham June 4, 2025

yo gurt

A meme originated from TikTok taking a play on how the word “yogurt” sounds alike with “yo, gurt” (as in the greeting “yo”).

person 1: yo gurt
gurt: yo

by qvtz June 20, 2025

Oikos yogurt

J’s favorite yogurt EVER often confused with chobani but he’s since moved on to oikos as his trademark favorite strawberry or in raspberry flavor, known to buy both by the bulk but for some stupid and strange reason it’s been out of stock everywhere in the west.

J will WREAK A HORRIFYING VENGEANCE FOR THIS INJUSTICE DISHONOR

No one gets to fuck with old J’s yogurt and have the audacity to live about it without consequence

Oikos yogurt is famous ONLY because junior the egomaniac consumes it on the daily

Junior The Forbidden One Is the ONLY ONE “able” to consume oikos yogurt as it’s his trademark snack

Oikos yogurt is allowed to be as popular as it is due to junior’s influence and power of all natural and unnatural things

by Postage it January 27, 2022

Yogurt Male

A more sophisticated and superior male to alpha/sigma males. Yogurt males are very content and respectful individuals who enjoy yogurt and the simpler things in life, such as long walks on the beach ,or enjoying a beautiful sunset while confidently eating yogurt.

Billy: Is that guy over there an alpha?
Nathan: No, he's a Yogurt male.
Billy: wow I'm so jealous, I wish I could radiate such confidence and dominance while eating yogurt.

by YogurtTruther October 5, 2021

Shaking My Yogurt

When one shakes his yogurt; ie. Masturbating

"Mom don't come in, I'm shaking my yogurt!"

by Deez.Nuts May 5, 2015