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(You Make My Pu$$y Wet ) small definition (long definition) I'm horny for you so let's make out and I want to fuck so let's hang and chill for a bit like smoke 🍃maybe go to the skate park but she sent you this bc she is a shy freak ok she thinks about what she wants to do to you and what she wants you to do to her 😏 but she is really shy about so yk give her that energy and she'll be in the mood ...
Hey ymmpw ...

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ymmpw by (Name37) January 25, 2021
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stands for; you make me want to vomit
Man: "wow you're sooooo sexay"

Girl: "ew, ymmwtv"
ymmwtv by yluna July 29, 2009
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ymmpw • ymmaw • ymmw • ymmcw • YMMPM • ymmwtv
Internet lingo; stands for "you make my anus whistle." It means the same thing as LOL.
hottie4u: today i fell down a flight of stairs on accident!
skaterboi: ymmaw!!!!11
ymmaw by Famousanus May 26, 2006
An internet abbreviation which stands for You Make Me Pee Myself. It is used similiarly to LMAO and ROFL (in situations where something funny has been said).
IM User1: So I says, it's a bit of grit! Lol!
IM User2: OMG! YMMPM!
YMMPM by qqqqqq January 22, 2007
Internet lingo; stands for "you make my anus whistle." It means the same thing as LOL.
hottie4u: today i fell down a flight of stairs on accident!
skaterboi: ymmaw!!!!11
ymmaw by Famousanus May 26, 2006
"You make me wet"
You are looking mad fine, ymmw.
ymmw by Girlbosslmao13 October 16, 2021
"Hey does anyone have a hammer?" "YMMW does right now"
YMMW by PSKalpha May 19, 2022
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