is the sweetest guy you may every meet, he knows what to say and when to say . he is very easy to fall in love with. he is rarely known to break your heart. when you see him all you can do is smile. is really good at a lot of things. he is known to make you feel like the most beauiful person in the world. he wont ever understand why you love him as much as you do even if he says he does he really doesnt. he'll never make you do something you dont want to. and he is always the first one to apologize. he'll neverlie, he's obnoxious and he'll tell you what he thinks. He is often clueless in telling if your flirting he is just amazing. he is a really good friend. he is really funny someone to keep you laughing.he often says stuff without thinking. and talks alothe is the one you'll pick over your own boyfriend, even if your madly in love with your bofriend. When you meet him you'll instantly want to befriend him
Yacob:If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
Girl:Awww
A very darkmonkey. This monkey is mixed, typically a light brown color, but because it is dirty, it ends up looking much darker. It always misbehaves and causes trouble. It is called Yelping Yacob because it yelps when in trouble, and whines like a dirty blackie.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.