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ygffm by igoby_zoey July 11, 2024
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YGBFFM
You Gotta Be Fist Fucking Me
Yet a more vulgar, but none the less appropriate, expression of the phrase “Are you kidding me?”
Used when the recipient may mistake the rhetorical “Are you shitting me?” question as requiring an answer.
Generally reserved for situations in which the person uttering the phrase is completely discombobulated, or when flabbergasted due to the repeated demonstration of stupidity or ineptness by others.
Easily shortened to YGBFFM for texting purposes, or when uttering the phrase would have a negative impact to your HR file.
Yet a more vulgar, but none the less appropriate, expression of the phrase “Are you kidding me?”
Used when the recipient may mistake the rhetorical “Are you shitting me?” question as requiring an answer.
Generally reserved for situations in which the person uttering the phrase is completely discombobulated, or when flabbergasted due to the repeated demonstration of stupidity or ineptness by others.
Easily shortened to YGBFFM for texting purposes, or when uttering the phrase would have a negative impact to your HR file.
YGBFFM by samuraistan November 16, 2011
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ygfflsffcsgaibibmbasbtsschfsnsggiwiis
person 1: your gonna freaking flip like seriously freaking flip cause sallys mad at iggy because iggys booties more biggy and sally's booties twigy so she call her friend siby now sally's gonna get impliges
person 2: whats impliges?
person 1: implants silly
so there fore: ygfflsffcsgaibibmbasbtsschfsnsggiwiis
person 2: whats impliges?
person 1: implants silly
so there fore: ygfflsffcsgaibibmbasbtsschfsnsggiwiis
ygfflsffcsgaibibmbasbtsschfsnsggiwiis by Xx.Jazzy_Jasper.xX January 22, 2024
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