ygffm 

you got feelings for me ?

hey i just wanted to ask if ygffm ?

ygffm by igoby_zoey July 11, 2024

YGBFFM 

You Gotta Be Fist Fucking Me

Yet a more vulgar, but none the less appropriate, expression of the phrase “Are you kidding me?”

Used when the recipient may mistake the rhetorical “Are you shitting me?” question as requiring an answer.

Generally reserved for situations in which the person uttering the phrase is completely discombobulated, or when flabbergasted due to the repeated demonstration of stupidity or ineptness by others.

Easily shortened to YGBFFM for texting purposes, or when uttering the phrase would have a negative impact to your HR file.

Coworker 1: “The IT department deleted all the files again.”
Coworker 2: “YGBFFM!”

YGBFFM by samuraistan November 16, 2011

yiffmas 

yiffmas is a day where furries disgrace the world in spectacular fashion. Doing all the weird shit everyone knows they do, but they never admit to.

Furry: merry yiffmas!
Normal human being: please, just leave me the fuck alone

yiffmas by Eeeeeee! December 24, 2020

ygfflsffcsgaibibmbasbtsschfsnsggiwiis 

when your so bored so you type out a verse from jimmy fallons "EW!" in just letters

person 1: your gonna freaking flip like seriously freaking flip cause sallys mad at iggy because iggys booties more biggy and sally's booties twigy so she call her friend siby now sally's gonna get impliges
person 2: whats impliges?
person 1: implants silly

so there fore: ygfflsffcsgaibibmbasbtsschfsnsggiwiis

ygfflsffcsgaibibmbasbtsschfsnsggiwiis by Xx.Jazzy_Jasper.xX January 22, 2024

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022