yeti pubes

Pubic hair that resembles the wiry white coat of a mythical Himalayan mountain creature that's possibly related to the Sasquatch.

dude, those yeti pubes make your junk look like a hamster peeking out of its nest.

yeti pubes by bobsquatch September 18, 2018

Yeti Pubes

1)ungroomed Wild-like pubes.

2) Donald Trump’s pubic hair

Like a toadstool...I lay there , annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Karts -Stormy Daniels

Yeti Pubes by Snowflake75 September 18, 2018

Yeti pubes

When the carpet doesn’t match the drapes

Bob: Stormy D. said Trump had Yeti pubes.
George: Man, you would think with a billion dollars he could at least buy carpet that matches the drapes!!

Yeti pubes by MuffinMonster September 19, 2018

Yeti pubes

The Yeti were a species of humanoid ape-like beings that lived in the Himalayan Mountain region of Tibet. The Yeti are also popularly known by the name Abominable Snowmen. Many can visualize what the Abominable Snowmen looked like by recalling the character from the classic Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer children's Christmas program. To picture Yeti pubes, imagine a guy with the same type of white, furry, unkempt hair in his pub region as the Abominable Snowman had all over his entire body. Stormy Daniels made this description famous in 2018 while describing the genital region of the fake illegitimate president Donald J. Trump, which she saw during their adulterous affair.

“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart."

Yeti pubes by Bakunin Lives September 19, 2018