2 definitions by MuffinMonster

sexy

To put it simply: Johnny Depp

"God, that guy is sexy!"
"What are you talking about? He isn't Johnny Depp."

by MuffinMonster April 19, 2008

Yeti pubes

When the carpet doesn’t match the drapes

Bob: Stormy D. said Trump had Yeti pubes.
George: Man, you would think with a billion dollars he could at least buy carpet that matches the drapes!!

by MuffinMonster September 19, 2018