yawnukkah

What? Hannukah is the worst holiday EVER.

Ryan: Hey Yentl what did you get for Yawnukkah?
Yentl: Socks
Ryan: Damn, I guess that's what you get for killing the true lord and savior.

by poopymagoo December 27, 2004

jawnukkah

The holiday in which you are given one jawn per day for 8 days

Hey Goldstein, wanna go play dreidel at the Jawnukkah.

by Ecart96 October 5, 2010