xylence

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/ˈzīləns/
adjective
of an individual, the inability to escape one's life through means of recreation or distraction; one who is so deep in their own mind that they begin to lose touch with reality.

noun
a type of blissful ignorance to mindfulness masked in benevolent indifference.

I dunno man. I'm stuck in this sort of xylence lately.

Don't mind my friend over there, he's a bit of a xylence kinda guy.

xylence by arestotyl December 21, 2022

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xyience

a combination of reb bull and semen

i drank some xyience before i jerked off to UFC.

xyience by protoshea August 26, 2009

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xylene

the stuff in spraypaint that knocks out amateur graffiti artists who don't wear respirators.

whoa, what happened to webstar?
he's having xylene dreams, bro...

xylene by REFUSE TO BE SMART September 27, 2005

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xyrence

xyrence is a gorgeous name, she pretty as hell. SHE A GOOD FRIEND SHE FINE GHURL, BUT HERE’s THE TEA SHE BE GHOSTED A LOT WHICH SUCKS

xyrence is so frcking gorgeous that everyone’s tail is after her

xyrence by jinglebells November 23, 2021

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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