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Xylans is a well-known sexy Hypixel player, the name XYLANS is a sign of hope and prosperity.
omg i hope xylans is better than yoder
xylans by YoderOfGaming July 15, 2021
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xlansa is short for Xbox LAN South Australia and is an xbox gaming group based in Adelaide. Abbreviated to xlansa and used in chat rooms and forums.
Are xlansa hosting another lan this weekend?
xlansa by xybercideon November 23, 2004
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The name/last name Xylas comes from the greek word wood. Xylas's tend to have a weird side to them and can sometimes get on peoples nerves. Temper issues also isnt a new concept to them.
Niko: Did you see what Xylas did when he found out Greece wasnt in the world cup

Irene:Yup and i didnt want to stick around to find out whatd he do next
Xylas by Petra Douvalakis July 16, 2018
a strong guy who has an amazing heart and who never gives up when he is at his worst he still finds time to make other people smile. he tries to help other no matter what the consequence, he always smiles even when hes broken but he always has hope. he always shines his light in the darkest of times.
thank you xylan for always being here for me
xylan by zoeyn December 9, 2020

xylanthrax 

(zye-la-thracks)

It’s charcoal
Candace: I’ve got them steaks, you bring the xylanthrax.
Farmel: Anthrax?
Candace: No man, the charcoal, it’s xylanthrax.
Farmel: George Bloody Wilson say’s “you can’t say cunt in Canada.”
Candace: Adam Sandler says “he’s got know idea what’s going on with chicken pot pie in lunch lady land.” Where did the hobbit boy go with the grill?
Farmel: He’s in the shed with Erik
Candace: Darn it, there goes dinner those two fluffers take way to long playing leap frog on each others dongs.
Farmel: I think need the anthrax instead.
Candace: It’s not my fault your guy and your bro are gayer than Daniel Tosh with Jimmy Falons ping pong balls screaming god hates queers while they play master of the realms with each others taint tickles. Mr. Garison would play too. Ding, dong it’s easy em k. Christmas is hear. You bro is queer.

Farmel: Dumb ditch you love the queer.

Candace: You love a hobbit that licks the peanut butter off the dog.

Farmel: Even?
Candace: Yeah, were even. I support Jew Theater anyway.
xylanthrax by HlpM3hlpMeL April 6, 2010

Xylander 

1. Greek name meaning Forest Man
2. A person who is very horny, bisexual and sarcastic.
3. Easily drunk on alcohol.
That guy is a real Xylander.

or

That girl at the bar reminds me of Xylander.
Xylander by Dani colephin July 29, 2009
a very pretty girl who short but always angry and never angry at the same time. People love her and she has lots and LOTS of friends
xylani is very short lil ankle biting bitch.
xylani by <\33 November 22, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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