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xylans by YoderOfGaming July 15, 2021
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Xylas
The name/last name Xylas comes from the greek word wood. Xylas's tend to have a weird side to them and can sometimes get on peoples nerves. Temper issues also isnt a new concept to them.
Niko: Did you see what Xylas did when he found out Greece wasnt in the world cup
Irene:Yup and i didnt want to stick around to find out whatd he do next
Irene:Yup and i didnt want to stick around to find out whatd he do next
Xylas by Petra Douvalakis July 16, 2018
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a strong guy who has an amazing heart and who never gives up when he is at his worst he still finds time to make other people smile. he tries to help other no matter what the consequence, he always smiles even when hes broken but he always has hope. he always shines his light in the darkest of times.
xylanthrax
Candace: I’ve got them steaks, you bring the xylanthrax.
Farmel: Anthrax?
Candace: No man, the charcoal, it’s xylanthrax.
Farmel: George Bloody Wilson say’s “you can’t say cunt in Canada.”
Candace: Adam Sandler says “he’s got know idea what’s going on with chicken pot pie in lunch lady land.” Where did the hobbit boy go with the grill?
Farmel: He’s in the shed with Erik
Candace: Darn it, there goes dinner those two fluffers take way to long playing leap frog on each others dongs.
Farmel: I think need the anthrax instead.
Candace: It’s not my fault your guy and your bro are gayer than Daniel Tosh with Jimmy Falons ping pong balls screaming god hates queers while they play master of the realms with each others taint tickles. Mr. Garison would play too. Ding, dong it’s easy em k. Christmas is hear. You bro is queer.
Farmel: Dumb ditch you love the queer.
Candace: You love a hobbit that licks the peanut butter off the dog.
Farmel: Even?
Candace: Yeah, were even. I support Jew Theater anyway.
Farmel: Anthrax?
Candace: No man, the charcoal, it’s xylanthrax.
Farmel: George Bloody Wilson say’s “you can’t say cunt in Canada.”
Candace: Adam Sandler says “he’s got know idea what’s going on with chicken pot pie in lunch lady land.” Where did the hobbit boy go with the grill?
Farmel: He’s in the shed with Erik
Candace: Darn it, there goes dinner those two fluffers take way to long playing leap frog on each others dongs.
Farmel: I think need the anthrax instead.
Candace: It’s not my fault your guy and your bro are gayer than Daniel Tosh with Jimmy Falons ping pong balls screaming god hates queers while they play master of the realms with each others taint tickles. Mr. Garison would play too. Ding, dong it’s easy em k. Christmas is hear. You bro is queer.
Farmel: Dumb ditch you love the queer.
Candace: You love a hobbit that licks the peanut butter off the dog.
Farmel: Even?
Candace: Yeah, were even. I support Jew Theater anyway.
xylanthrax by HlpM3hlpMeL April 6, 2010