A Xandaddy is a beautiful specimen from the plant Mars. Xandaddy’s are usually short, ranging from the height 3-5ft. If they say they are 5’0 they are probably lying. The cackle of the Xandaddy is commonly demonic. The being from Mars will have a high pitched voice but a deeply pitched burp.
“ Look at that short high pitched gremlin!” - Annabeth
“Wow that’s the prettiest Xandaddy I’ve ever seen!!” - Garlia
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.