by imnotrunningforpresident February 27, 2020
by wasteofoxygen November 04, 2019
derived from the original english word "wyoming", it means to fap incessantly without any hope of climax. it is not unlike beating a dead horse.
1. derick is a hopeless romantic. correction, he is in fact a hopeless wyomer.
2. look at all these people wyoming. it must be the biggest population of fappers i've ever seen in one sitting.
3. i wyom in wyoming. (in this case, "wyoming" is used as the proper noun describing the state)
2. look at all these people wyoming. it must be the biggest population of fappers i've ever seen in one sitting.
3. i wyom in wyoming. (in this case, "wyoming" is used as the proper noun describing the state)
by joshua2007 September 24, 2007
by ryanoat April 07, 2020
Wyoming is supposedly a state. Wyoming does not in fact exist, it is a distortion of space-time that only appears to exist. Anyone you've met who thinks they have been to Wyoming, or believes they have lived in Wyoming have had fake memories implanted by the U.S. government. This is because they cannot explain it, and it would cause a mass panic if the public knew the truth. If you attempt to drive into Wyoming you will wake up in Canada, naked, and with no memories. (This is how Canada gets new citizens).
by Hank_you_very_much March 26, 2018
Unsuspecting travelers wander into this warp of the space-time continuum and become human test subjects of the United States government. All memories they have were implanted using secret alien technology. Sometimes problems happen with the secret alien technology, such as becoming Dick Cheney
Person 1: Hey did you hear about Joe, he said he went to Wyoming the other day.
Person 2: Yeah, I heard that he got an anal probe from Dr. Fauci
Person 2: Yeah, I heard that he got an anal probe from Dr. Fauci
by Dr. Fauci November 03, 2021