yellow paint

something that you love despite it being toxic.
even if people warn you or call you crazy, it’s a thing you think will make you happy so you can’t stop.

origin: vincent van gogh used to eat yellow paint, because it was a happy color and he thought it would make him happy too.

people thought he was crazy because it was toxic, but it’s just how it goes. everyone’s got a thing

girl1: i’m in love with him!

girl2: you can’t be...he’s so toxic, he’s talking to like 7 other girls right now.... he doesn’t even care about you!
girl1: but he makes me happy! he’s my yellow paint.....

by imnotrunningforpresident February 16, 2020

space bitch

that one chick who really fw space and galaxies

(Girl1): you know lanie?
(Girl2): no ?
(Guy1): she’s in my computer class...she’s such a space bitch

by imnotrunningforpresident January 19, 2020

wyom

verb: to wiggle like a worm

girl 1: look at him

girl 2: what’s he doing?
girl 1: he’s...he’s wyoming

by imnotrunningforpresident February 27, 2020

imysfb

Acronym
“I miss you so fucking bad”

(Kassie): yo can you come over tonite...imysfb
(Liam): i’ll be over in 10

by imnotrunningforpresident January 19, 2020