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A girl whose eyes are too far apart.

Originally coined by author/comedian Aaron Karo in his popular email column "RUMINATIONS." (AaronKaro.com)
"That chick is a wideclops. I mean, I can only look her in the eye one at a time!"
wideclops by rumfan1999 March 29, 2005
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Wide, far-reaching eyes...allowing one to terminate any and all people within her sights.
I just saw Wideclops casing the halls, canning any and all that caught her sights, son!
Wideclops by Lebanese Lothario April 22, 2009
A person with eyes too far apart.
Did you see that chick I took home last night? She wasn't bad except for the wideclops.
wideclops by dick hurtz May 13, 2005
A person who, by poor breeding or birth defect, is afflicted by eyes that are too far apart.

Common symptoms include: panicked flight at the first sign of trouble, herd mentality, and lack of depth perception leading to inability to spot and attack prey.
Dude, I flew last night with a total WideClops. Solid enough dude but he kept trying to join on the assaults, I think he was trying to join the herd.
WideClops by tommyX April 24, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026