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A girl whose eyes are too far apart.

Originally coined by author/comedian Aaron Karo in his popular email column "RUMINATIONS." (AaronKaro.com)
"That chick is a wideclops. I mean, I can only look her in the eye one at a time!"
wideclops by rumfan1999 March 29, 2005
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Wide, far-reaching eyes...allowing one to terminate any and all people within her sights.
I just saw Wideclops casing the halls, canning any and all that caught her sights, son!
Wideclops by Lebanese Lothario April 22, 2009
A person with eyes too far apart.
Did you see that chick I took home last night? She wasn't bad except for the wideclops.
wideclops by dick hurtz May 13, 2005
A person who, by poor breeding or birth defect, is afflicted by eyes that are too far apart.

Common symptoms include: panicked flight at the first sign of trouble, herd mentality, and lack of depth perception leading to inability to spot and attack prey.
Dude, I flew last night with a total WideClops. Solid enough dude but he kept trying to join on the assaults, I think he was trying to join the herd.
WideClops by tommyX April 24, 2018
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