by Bob882 September 22, 2004
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Donald J. Trump is the proto-typical short-fingered vulgarian.
by Eppypotamus June 19, 2019
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The hottest and loudest people on the planet. You know you're Bulgarian when:
1) your normal volume is twice that of your other friends
2) you eat your body weight in baklava and shopska salad
3) you've been drinking beer since you were in diapers
4) headache? rakiya! knee scratch? rakiya! headache? rakiya! divorce? rakiya!
5) music videos are mostly softcore porn
6) you have to explain chalga to everyone
7) your baba will tell you to lose weight but won't let you leave the house unless you've eaten four servings of manja
8) you yell "opa!" at anything from your friends tripping up, to baking a good cake
1) your normal volume is twice that of your other friends
2) you eat your body weight in baklava and shopska salad
3) you've been drinking beer since you were in diapers
4) headache? rakiya! knee scratch? rakiya! headache? rakiya! divorce? rakiya!
5) music videos are mostly softcore porn
6) you have to explain chalga to everyone
7) your baba will tell you to lose weight but won't let you leave the house unless you've eaten four servings of manja
8) you yell "opa!" at anything from your friends tripping up, to baking a good cake
"What are you watching, why us everyone naked and with lip fillers?!"
"I'm Bulgarian, it's just the newest pop song!"
"I'm Bulgarian, it's just the newest pop song!"
by sophia00 August 18, 2016
Get the Bulgarian mug.Generally used to refer to crude aging twitter addicts with poor spelling skills and even worse judgement. Poofy (bad) hair and spray tan are optional, but common ...
That short-fingered Vulgarian is spouting nonsense and lunacy on his Twitter feed *again*. The number of innapropriate tweets is unpresidented...
by Fugotheugo December 22, 2016
Get the Short-fingered Vulgarian mug.Basically anything which makes your result correct. (In Bulgaria they call this "coefficient of adjustment".)
by tomask July 7, 2021
Get the Bulgarian constant mug.When a woman squats over a man's meat stick while he is laying on his back, then unleashes a slightly loose dump similar to oatmeal. The woman then proceeds to insert the man's shlong into her anus and bounce on it while performing a plethora of consecutive 180 degree spins after each bounce; using her feces as lube.
by WuddupDoe January 31, 2015
Get the Bulgarian Shit Twister mug.An event that occurs between two or more people in various stalls of a public restroom. It begins when one person farts. If another person should fart and this continues back and forth, it becomes a Bulgarian Shouting Match.
Person #1: Hey, welcome back! How was lunch at that new Korean restaurant?
Person #2: Yeah the kimchi was good! Bathroom crowd was nasty though. I got into a Bulgarian Shouting Match in there!
Person #2: Yeah the kimchi was good! Bathroom crowd was nasty though. I got into a Bulgarian Shouting Match in there!
by gannucard November 28, 2015
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