When you have reached the pinnacle of your boredom smashing keyboard letters in a pattern and have even typed qrupdhlcn so you think “Let’s offset that by 1! No one can possibly know this!” and then you see this page
Joe: “UGHH I typed everything I could think of. What do I type??
Bob: “Have you typed wtiafjzvm?”
Joe: “OMG HOW DID I NOT THINK OF THAT?!?”
Joe: *types wtiafjzvm*
Joe: “ITS TAKEN”
Bob: “Seems like you still need to train to reach your maximum bordom.”
Joe: :(
Keyboard boredom pattern code (KBPC) 3B1: Every third key starting from the second letter, forwards.
Usually comes after KBPC-3A2 (bxkgsoyemvzjfaitwnclhdpurq) and before KBPC-3B2 (nclhdpurqbxkgsoyemvzjfaitw).
UUUUUhg. I’m so bored.
What haven’t Itried yet?
bxkgsoyemvzjfaitwnclhdpurq?
wtiafjzvmeyosgkxbqrupdhlcn?
nclhdpurqbxkgsoyemvzjfaitw?
How are these ALL defined?
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.