A pharse satnding for "what the fuck, man?" Usually used when an individual is intoxicated and his friends are talking to him. It tells your friends that you are to intoxicated to follow what they are saying.
Jay: Hey, wanna go get something to eat, Dennys, Mc donalds?
Jack: ......wtf man......?
Jay: Oh...never mind then...
A simile/idiom similar in meaning to "one man's trash is another man's treasure" only, in this case, it means that what is funny to one person may be offensive to someone else.
Tom: "Man, I told this hilarious joke last night. Everyone laughed but Bob. He was a douche and said the joke was offensive."
Dick: "Don't worry about it, dude. One man's LOL is another man's WTF?"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'