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person 1: ur hot
person 2: no im not
person 1: yea
person 2: no
person 1: yea
person 2: no
person 1: YES YOU FUCKING ARE
person 2: wtf/e bitch.
person 1: psh. wtf/e.
wtf/e by ur bald headed granny April 19, 2006
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A variation of w/e (whatever), meaning "what-the fuck-ever"
<Person> Do you like cheese?
<Person2> w/e
<Person3> Dammit, TYPE WHATEVER, YOU DUMBFUCK!
<Person2> psh, wtf/e
wtf/e by deej5871 July 25, 2008

the WTF effect 

When you sit in front of an exam and look at the worksheet and you actually understand NOTHING it's called "the WTF effect". This effect often appears to people who didn't learn enough.
Person A turns around the paper sheet. "Hey, this looks easy"
Person B: "What the Fuck?!"
Person C "Looks like he got the WTF effect"
the WTF effect by mxfilerelatedcache December 15, 2010

wtf ever 

shortened version of the saying "what the fuck ever". a mix between "whatever" and "what the fuck"

"d00d, you are such a fucking n00b"

"ugh, wtf ever man, youf the n00b..."

"guys thats t0tallY br00talll"
wtf ever by AYPRIL August 9, 2007

Wtf Exhale 

When you exhale instead of saying "wtf" and people around you can tell what you mean.
Coach: Go swim 1500 yards
Pat: *wtf exhale*
Wtf Exhale by FreeHighFives January 6, 2011

WTF-ervescent 

Adjective; When something causes you to slowly build in confusion to the level of WTF!. Starting first with a simple "What?" or "Huh?" and ending with Rage or WTF.
Man 1 & 2 see Performer 1 sing about his pants to the Final Fantasy IV theme.

Performer 1: "♫In my other pants, there's my wallet. In my other pants. . . ♫"

Man 1: "Wha. . . huh? . . . what is this?"

Performer 1: "♫ Hanging out my pants, my ball. Just one ball . . . ♫

Man 1: WTF!

Man 2: That sure was WTF-ervescent
WTF-ervescent by D-structman February 10, 2010

The "WTF episode" 

A designated episode where all the misunderstanding happens to all the couples and the only thing fans/viewers can say is WTF.

This mostly relates to Asian dramas (South Korean, Chinese, Japanese, Thai). But can also apply to shows from other countries.
Y-Girl 1: Pete got mad at Kao for lying to him and Sun got mad at Mork for not keeping his promise, Everyone is on bad terms.
Y-Girl 2: Don't worry it's just The "WTF episode" they'll be on speaking terms the next episode.
Y-Girl 1: IKR? the whole situation had me saying WTF.
The "WTF episode" by MultiFandomJed January 21, 2020
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