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To feel wronkled is to be numbed by tiredness, where you lose basic human functions for a while. It can also be used as a synonym to puzzled.
Person 1: This movie is incredibly confusing, I can't understand it at all
Person 2: Right? It has me absolutely wronkled.
Wronkled by TheQueenCeasedToExist October 10, 2020

Wrinkled Beef Mitten 

Female Genitalia
What a gorgeous wrinkled beef mitten

wrinkled soles 

Wrinkled soles means when someone (preferably a female) scruches their toes which also wrinkles up their soles.This can also happen if someone is barefoot laying down flat on their stomach with their feet down this will also give the apearence. The term Wrinkled soles is expessialy common in the foot fetish community for those who enjoy the soles of feet.The soles can be wrinkled in any pose in which they are visible, including The Pose
That girl Bianca is so beautiful and her feet are so sexy. I'm gonna ask her if I can go to the beach with her some day, if she ends up agreeing I can record her sandy feet and wrinkled soles without her even knowing
wrinkled soles by Pablotoofresh April 20, 2017

Wrinkled Penny 

I tapped into her wrinkled penny last nite.
Wrinkled Penny by Dave September 27, 2004

Wrinkled Salami 

-Adjective

1. Senior Men who still think that they have the libido and/or swagger to participate in the modern day mating rituals of young females.

2. Geezers who hit on chicks that could possibly be their granddaughters

3. Wannabe "Celine-Dion-Husband" type dudes

4. Basically Hugh Hefners with no game...

*Female Version: Rotten Tuna*
Just tell those Wrinkled Salami's to GTFO, then pepper spray them and run

wrinkled neck brown trout 

native to coastal and fresh water streams, this fish is actually a long fecal mass with colonic impressions expelled from the anus when a suitable toilet is nowhere to be found. see brown trout
I was swimming at Reggae on the River and some hippies stocked the river with wrinkled neck brown trout.
wrinkled neck brown trout by Vinno January 30, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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