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Unlike WASP, this is s British acronym standing for Waste Of Space Prick (sometimes Prat or Pillock) and is usually applied to someone who is so monumentally stupid that they don't even realise they're stupid.
Malcolm's done it again! He got sent some malware and, instead of isolating it, he copied it to everybody, now the system is down for three days while it's cleaned out!
What a WOSP
WOSP by Croatalin December 7, 2013
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A commonly used British acronym originating in London (there are so many of them there) and standing for Waste Of Space Prick, Prat or Pillock. It is not the same as WASP, although they can be WOSPs as well but is applied to someone who is so monumentally stupid that they don't even realise they're stupid.
“I asked Malcolm if he knew he was a real WOSP. He told me he didn’t have any religious faith.”
“Point proven, he’s a WOSP alright.”
WOSP by AKACroatalin February 21, 2017
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Somebody who is like a wasp. Annoying unwanted, generally detestable, and incites rage in everyone who they are near.

It is most commonly prefixed with "Fockin'".
Eg. "That guy is a fockin' wosp mate".
wosp by Fredtheanon October 6, 2013
Waste of space piece of shit

When the work starts he or she always disappears. Horrible at their job and Always has a excuse for everything.
I work with Tommy for 2 years and this wospos still doesn’t know how to do his job
WOSPOS by Tonbolon February 2, 2022

wospedalessmer 

A phrase you say when you are utterly drunk and can’t make up a real word. It is a combination of “Whoops” and “Dalessmer”, the former not being a real word.
Vally: Bro I’m seunj
Bro: I know, you’re not even able to make a real sentence

Vally: Wospedalessmer
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
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- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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