workin' and jerkin' 

taking an 'active' role in life ! , by simply doing a 'job' oneself, when unable to find 'help' !!

in a HUGELY overpopulated world, there STILL remains quite a large number of males unable to get help moving spermatozoa !!
unable to be scared by an 'orthodox' christian, as regards to "going to hell" , all these males usually find themselves
ALREADY THERE !! 'flames' leapin' and licking all around them, as DNA 'ramps' up the heat!

a universal response to the question: what have YOU been up to lately ??

hey john! , what've YOU been up to lately ?? john: "workin' and jerkin' " !!

workin' and jerkin' by michael foolsley April 1, 2022

Werkin’ and Jerkin’ 

1. Working hard to grind something out before a deadline while thoroughly enjoying it.

2. Masturbating while working.

1. I was so productive today! I was totally werkin’ and jerkin’.

2. Jeffrey Toobin was fired from The New Yorker for werkin’ and jerkin’ on Zoom.

Werkin’ and Jerkin’ by Mr.BobDobalina03 April 12, 2021

Werkin’ and Jerkin’ 

1. Working hard to grind something out before a deadline while thoroughly enjoying it.

2. Masturbating while working.

1. I was so productive today! I was totally werkin’ and jerkin’.

2. Jeffrey Toobin was fired from The New Yorker for werkin’ and jerkin’ on Zoom.

Werkin’ and Jerkin’ by Mr.BobDobalina03 April 12, 2021

working and jerking 

to be working at a job and masturbating nonstop in your free time. This is a way of life, not some stupid fad that bitches like Lindsey Lohan think of.

Jake. "Yo Tommy what you been up to lately?"

Tommy. "Oh you know the usual, working and jerking"

Jake. "Nice man, same here, same here"

working and jerking by niggaslayer January 20, 2009