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Optimized weekday after-work game plan 

Recent studies show that after leaving your 9-5, the most optimal way to spend your evening is eating Chipotle and getting a blowjob. This is statistically shown to increase levels of serotonin, endorphins, dopamine, and oxytocin.
Person 1 - Hey man, are you executing the optimized weekday after-work game plan?
Person 2 - Of course brother. I'm picking up 2 orders of chipotle at 6. Girlfriend is coming over at 6:30!

game fam work

hey do you must not work there are shitty at job abuseing workers nad being monoply on roblox platform buying games and ruining workers live for little pay and ban people wjho talk about tehre contions and pay
bro game fame is low wage and long game fam work
the ceo banned get off fired
game fam work by z9ead April 23, 2023

It's about drive πŸš— it's about power ⚑WE STAY HUNGRY πŸ˜‹ WE DEVOUR 🍽️ put in the work πŸ‹οΈput in the hours πŸ• and take what's ours (OOH!) Black ⚫ and Samoan πŸ‡ΌπŸ‡Έ in my veins, my culture banging πŸ’₯ with strange ❔I change the game πŸ•ΉοΈ SO WHAT'S MY MOTHERFUCKIN NAME? 

It's about drive πŸš— it's about power ⚑WE STAY HUNGRY πŸ˜‹ WE DEVOUR 🍽️ put in the work πŸ‹οΈput in the hours πŸ• and take what's ours (OOH!) Black ⚫ and Samoan πŸ‡ΌπŸ‡Έ in my veins, my culture banging πŸ’₯ with strange ❔I change the game πŸ•ΉοΈ SO WHAT'S MY MOTHERFUCKIN NAME?
Hey man It's about drive πŸš— it's about power ⚑WE STAY HUNGRY πŸ˜‹ WE DEVOUR 🍽️ put in the work πŸ‹οΈput in the hours πŸ• and take what's ours (OOH!) Black ⚫ and Samoan πŸ‡ΌπŸ‡Έ in my veins, my culture banging πŸ’₯ with strange ❔I change the game πŸ•ΉοΈ SO WHAT'S MY MOTHERFUCKIN NAME?

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Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the β€œsigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
β€œThat’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026