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Optimized weekday after-work game plan 

Recent studies show that after leaving your 9-5, the most optimal way to spend your evening is eating Chipotle and getting a blowjob. This is statistically shown to increase levels of serotonin, endorphins, dopamine, and oxytocin.
Person 1 - Hey man, are you executing the optimized weekday after-work game plan?
Person 2 - Of course brother. I'm picking up 2 orders of chipotle at 6. Girlfriend is coming over at 6:30!

game fam work

hey do you must not work there are shitty at job abuseing workers nad being monoply on roblox platform buying games and ruining workers live for little pay and ban people wjho talk about tehre contions and pay
bro game fame is low wage and long game fam work
the ceo banned get off fired
game fam work by z9ead April 23, 2023

It's about drive πŸš— it's about power ⚑WE STAY HUNGRY πŸ˜‹ WE DEVOUR 🍽️ put in the work πŸ‹οΈput in the hours πŸ• and take what's ours (OOH!) Black ⚫ and Samoan πŸ‡ΌπŸ‡Έ in my veins, my culture banging πŸ’₯ with strange ❔I change the game πŸ•ΉοΈ SO WHAT'S MY MOTHERFUCKIN NAME? 

It's about drive πŸš— it's about power ⚑WE STAY HUNGRY πŸ˜‹ WE DEVOUR 🍽️ put in the work πŸ‹οΈput in the hours πŸ• and take what's ours (OOH!) Black ⚫ and Samoan πŸ‡ΌπŸ‡Έ in my veins, my culture banging πŸ’₯ with strange ❔I change the game πŸ•ΉοΈ SO WHAT'S MY MOTHERFUCKIN NAME?
Hey man It's about drive πŸš— it's about power ⚑WE STAY HUNGRY πŸ˜‹ WE DEVOUR 🍽️ put in the work πŸ‹οΈput in the hours πŸ• and take what's ours (OOH!) Black ⚫ and Samoan πŸ‡ΌπŸ‡Έ in my veins, my culture banging πŸ’₯ with strange ❔I change the game πŸ•ΉοΈ SO WHAT'S MY MOTHERFUCKIN NAME?

Cool!
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.