wordstipation 

(n.) A condition suffered by writers when what they want to write is all there in the writer's head, but the words just won't come out onto the page.

Jen: How's the new book coming along?

Rod: I have wordstipation. The story's all there in my head, but it just won't come out onto the page.

wordstipation by Meg Leigh May 12, 2010

wordstation 

Noun. A computer that has the single purpose of running Microsoft Office. Usually used in a business setting and often overpowered and underused.

If I have to fix one more wordstation that can't print I'm going to jab a pen in someones eye.

wordstation by Johnson ODahnger June 27, 2007

workstipation 

A backup of tasks that never seem to complete, but then one day you arrive at work without a hangover and get them all done in two hours. The relief is like letting loose a poo that has been hanging around in your mind for days. Time for a drink. You earned it, buddy! Start the cycle over again. Addiction to laxatives is very common. Addiction to booze is even more common. Workstipation afflicts many more people than even know they have it.

Jesus Fucking Christ, I can't believe no one noticed that I had Workstipation for the past three months. All I gotta do is sober up here once in a while to get shit done? Fuck yeah! Let the work poo flow, bitches. Eat it.

workstipation by drunk dude 69 June 13, 2018

Workstipation 

When you have to poop at work but there is a huge gap in the stall so all your co-workers can see you and you get very constipated wishing you were still working from home.

Three weeks back at the office after covid, have to go number 2, and no way I'm pooping next to my co-workers who recognize my shoes, so yeah, I have Workstipation.

Workstipation by PickleBadger April 13, 2022