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Describes the event of a fat, short, heavily intoxicated woman accidentally wandering into your room at 3:00 am like a centipede missing 98 legs and landing on your face with a missile-like force, causing you to wake up in a panic.
The craziest event that ever took place in my life was when I had a woppy exactly when I was having a nightmare about woppies.
Woppy by |<! I_ |_ /V\e June 11, 2017
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also used for having sex with someone who used to be good-looking.
I got some woppy last night.

Dude, that's unfortunate...
woppy by mericana December 12, 2009
You're woppy
Woppy by Thathobikid February 2, 2017
someone who isn't fat but has let themselves go so their muscle mass turns into fat.
He used to be built but now he has let himself go woppy.
woppy by Katie March 6, 2005

Woppy Toppy

John: Hey you’re finally back from your trip to Italy.
Jake: Yea, I met this smoking hot broad and she totally gave me some woppy toppy bro.
Woppy Toppy by LiquidDeath4 February 26, 2025

mr woppy 

An Italian who sells icecream from an icecream van.
hey luigi do ya wanta icecreama,ye i wanta 99 off a mr woppy!
mr woppy by jockey wilson October 4, 2007