This is when you have a women lay down on the bed, and suck you penis. When you almost done take it out of her mouth and then ejaculate while at the same time thrust your penis into her eye.
Damn Josh! Gavin pulled a G swing woopyfuck on some bitch last night and made her go blind.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'