Definitions by Wakwok

Woodpecker 

A slut. Or, Dick kisser
Wood = Dick
Pecker = Kisser

Man, she's totally a woodpecker, probably loaded with STDs

Woodpecker by Wakwok July 23, 2016

kitchenheimers 

When you keep checking the fridge to see if anything good has magically appeared in the last 20 minutes.

Man, I totally had a horrendous case of kitchenheimers last night. I was so hungry but there was literally nothing in the fridge!

kitchenheimers by Wakwok July 23, 2016