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Woodman 

The deliberate act of a waiter bringing sausage to a male restaurant patron who ordered a non-sausage food item.

It is said that the male patron "got Woodmaned."

Guy: "I'll have the ribeye and a baked potato."

Waiter brings out sausage links.

Guy: "Damn, why'd you Woodman me, bro?"

Woodman by TWTB May 1, 2012