wooden eye

The sexiest thing about a slut. Preferably with a rusty nail in it.

"My cunt's got a wooden eye.. so she only has 20/0 vision.

by JayR August 27, 2003

She's not got wooden eyes

If a girl is checking you out from across the dance floor, the proper banter response to the lads about the perp is "she's not got wooden eyes'

Sexy girl across the dance floor, she checks you out, you say au naturalment, 'she's not got wooden eyes'

by DiogenesofLondon May 17, 2011