Wood burner 

High speed male masturbation

I am going to stay home and wood burn.

He has been single for some time, he has become a wood burner.

Wood burner by Wood burn February 27, 2018

Wood Burner Tattoo 

The scars / burn marks which one receives on their wrist or forearm from attempting to jam too large a piece of firewood into a small wood stove.

If you already have 5 wood burner tattoos before Christmas you should either drink less or cut your firewood smaller.

Wood Burner Tattoo by Definerofdefinitions October 4, 2023

Log In The Woodburner 

euph. A genteel expression of one's urgent need got a sit down lavatory adventure.

'And God said unto Noah, I will bring a great flood upon the earth to destroy the corruption and evil that I hath created. Make thee an ark of gopher wood; rooms shalt thou make in the ark, and the length of the ark shalt be three hundred cubits, the breadth of it fifty cubits, and the height thirty cubitss. And you shall fill it with all the animals of the earth; the fowls after their kind, the cattle after their kind and every creeping thing of the ground by his kind, two of every sort shall come unto you, to keep them alive. And Noah said unto the Lord, I'll get it started in a minute once I've had a shite, only I've got a log in the woodburner at the moment' (Genesis 6:13-15)

Log In The Woodburner by Killaaaaaaaaa November 23, 2010

woodburne 

See "woodburn"

What a frickin' woodburne I got today. THat goat must have had enough by now.

woodburne by sultan of genious May 27, 2010