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wonky dick

An appendage in the form of a long cylinder with a pointed dome head hanging from the pelvic region of the human body, while being angled to one side of the body almost as if it’s connected to the upper thigh
That man I hooked up with last night definitely had a wonky dick, it was hot.

He got all up in me with that wonky dick.

“Shouldn’t be a mushroom dome not a pointed dome.” “No it’s a wonky dick not a normal dick.”
by Glitchforces1 August 5, 2022
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wonk dick

A penis that is of very odd shape, size or color.
Sarah looked at johns dick and thought to herself.... "he has a wonk dick I don't want to touch that..."
by wonkdick June 17, 2018
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When you feel like a gangsta so you put on blackface and dunk your balls in her grandma and drill a hole in her coochie because you are a smooth criminal and get that slop gawk from her dad
John: “Jessica was talking shit so I Lebron James dunky wunky dick driller thriller gawk gawk slop 3000‘d her ass”

James: “holy shit dude ur a smooth criminal”
by MosquitoBiteInUrEye May 11, 2023
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