Wonkers

a very good word (wonkers)

Friend: Hey I got a new phone
You: Wonkers

by Botane August 1, 2021

Wonker

The largest of the three size classifications of the human penis, the sizes, in order, going like this:
-Wonker
-Wanker
-Winker

Wow! John has a real Wonker.

by SizesDefined December 2, 2016

Wonker

Someone who often acts {wonky} or {Wack} or whose style can also be described as such.

Friend 1: That guy is so wonky.
Friend 2: yeah he's such a wonker.

by Grim Reeker January 27, 2015

Wonker

A name used for a friend or acquaintance who is being stupid, oafish or awkward

Stop being a wonker! Ryan

by Mib 001 December 19, 2003

Wonker

A boy with a lefty dick who likes eating chocolate

Billy is a right wonker

by Yourmumanddad69 August 10, 2021

Wonkered

The feeling you get when cramming for a test while also being on pain killers due to a recent surgery and your brain decides to stop working.

I'm feeling wonkered due to pain killers from my surgery and cramming for my math final.

by phoreversurf July 29, 2010

Wonker

A wog wanker.

Wonkers can be seen strutting around with his mobile phone to his ear pretending he is talking to someone and he usually talks loud to attract more attention. He does not work, drives a car with a noisy exhaust, usually a ‘P’ plater, has no regard for the law, and thinks he is God’s gift to women.

by hodolee January 31, 2009