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womans meal 

a meal consisting of a 8 in sausage two meatballs and a white gravy sauce, chicks will eat it up
Dude i stayed in and gave my girl a great womans meal
Right on, did she eat that shit up
Hell yea, bro, every bit of it
womans meal by Fillmore Kuntz March 15, 2010
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lonely woman meal

a pre-packaged, low-calorie meal, usually frozen (e.g., Lean Cuisine), consumed when alone by overweight single women and gay men who are dateless and desperate.
Friday night was date night for the girls, except Shirley. She went home, took off her Spanx and had a lonely woman meal.

Jim felt too fat to go out last night. He went home, put on the Bravo network, poured himself a vodka & Vanilla Diet Coke and had a lonely woman meal.
lonely woman meal by queefahontas November 25, 2010
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