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Getting so drunk that you no longer have the ability to say wild.
I get wold.
Wold by Wold1 January 5, 2019
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A proper title to be placed onto the end of a surname to make the person become miraculously proper and british.
Allan was just a normal teenage guy until everyone noticed his last name, Diewold, and suddenly became respeceted world wide.
Wold by Colette Brunel September 10, 2004
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a melting pot of racial slurs. can be substituted for epitaths about whites, blacks, Jews, Hispanics, Chinese, Russians, French-ies, Arabs, or any other group you can think of.
Wold, please.
A bunch of Wolds crossed the border on a border run.
The KKK hates all Wolds, Wolds, Wolds, and Wolds.
wold by cgeman May 28, 2006
A polite way to say "retard" , "idiot, "nincompoop", ect.



He is SUCH a wold!
What a wold!
Don't be a wold Sally.
Wold by Woldhero March 12, 2009

wold/wald 

Wold/Wald
wohˈluh duh

EXCLAMATION
used as a term to stop a person with an abnormally minuscule penis.
"wold there, Jason!"
NOUN
a quick utterance of “wold”; a greeting to someone with an abnormally minuscule penis.
"he was getting polite nods and wolds from people"
VERB
say or shout "wold”; greet someone with an abnormally minuscule penis.

synonyms: cramped . limited . meager . miniature . minuscule . modest . narrow . paltry
"wold/wald there, Jason!"
"he was getting polite nods and wolds from people"
wold/wald by Vylp December 25, 2020

mother fuckin wold 

a term derived from a crazy person, whom becomes extreemly angry at the most trivial things, now used to verbaly display excitment or when nothing else can be thought of to say.
dude1 - fuckin shafted that real fit bird last night! u proud?

dude2 - thats mother fuckin wold man!
Little bitch
Looks like a 40 year old male but is only a little boy
Likes wiener
Know that guy Dan Wold?
Yeah he’s a little bitch!
Dan Wold by leggomyeggo December 11, 2023
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A)
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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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