wohlwend Share definition Flag A wohlwend is a large, furry creature who eats like a rabbit and likes to cuddle. Watch out, though, it might bite. Cute, but dangerous Look at my arm, dude, that wohlwend totally bit the shit out of me! I was just trying to cuddle it. wohlwend by haterade88 May 18, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the wohlwend mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch