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A person whom is so morbidly obese, they must woddle in order to walk.
There seems to be an increase of woddlers around.
woddler by Geek_God_101 August 24, 2011
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Rod Woddler 

This is a name given to raging alcoholics who regularly go on large communication network including Xbox Live and PSN while drunk.
Joe: Wow Here Comes Rod Woddler

Matt: Whut aaaare you talshing abot? *drunk*

Bren: He must have been on that wine again, the Rod Woddler
Rod Woddler by vBrDx December 11, 2011
Related Words
It’s like waddle but better (woddle > waddle)
Look at those Memphis Peabody ducks woddle
Woddle by notfiggy November 9, 2018
A person whose obesity makes walking with a normal stride impossible, so that the person must wobble from side to side like a duck to go forward.
Did you see that waddler on the Maury Povich show this morning?
waddler by Tabitha Catherine July 1, 2004

Twat Waddler 

Any stupid and/or annoying male or female, who pulls in front of your car like you don't need sixteen to eighteen feet to stop without crashing into them, or anyone who gets on your nerves and it seems like if you shouted this term at them you would feel better about the whole confrontation.
Them: "you stupid son of a bitch, what were you thinking"
You: "I was thinking you are a Twat Waddler"
Twat Waddler by Siddius October 12, 2010
Did you see that guy woddle by?
woddle by Afrolicious June 25, 2008

connecticut crab waddler 

to have sex while both people are doing a crab walk, both people look like 2 penguins waddleing while doing it
i took a girl home last night but i didnt get my work out in that day so i figured id give her the ole connecticut crab waddler, my friend came in and said we looked like 2 penguins
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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