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WMV stands for "the woke mind virus".

This term is not meant as a criticism of people who are "truly woke" (because who in their right mind would be opposed to being truly awakened towards injustice and hatred). Rather, the term is meant as a criticism of certain ideological tenets that are hailed as being "woke", but are actually a wolf in sheep's clothing, because they actually preach a very dangerous form of injustice and hatred themselves.
The WMV is spreading at an alarming rate. It's pretty much impossible to cure those who have already been infected, but we can at least try to educate those who have not yet been infected, in order to "vaccinate" them.
WMV by DurpTheThird November 6, 2023
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ohgodno.wmv 

a video compilation of penis mutilation. Men being hung by their genitalia, hitting nails or other objects with a hammer into the ball sack. Shoving objects into the tip of the penis and pulling out. An overstretched asshole of a male(see goatse tag) A basic "I get it off to pain" video of men.
I thought it hurt last night when Ralph bag tagged me on Rob's porch, but then I saw this ohgodno.wmv on the internet and I realize that it was a love tap compared to some of the things the men do to their own genitalia in that vid!!!
ohgodno.wmv by TotalPwnage December 8, 2007
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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