the porn wizard, is a complex being. it is beyond all of
human comprehension. he is the creator, the pleaser, and destroyer of all. in fact, porn wizard is a
god. the
god. porn wizard is
god. now you
may be wondering why the porn wizard (
god) is called this. well, the “porn” represents the very creation of the universe and the wonders within. “wizard” is due to this
god’
s powerful abilities that cannot be explained throughly in mere
human terms. in certain cases and under certain circumstances an individual can obtain special powers at the mere “contact” with the porn wizard. such abilities
may be too powerful for a weak individual to wield, but those with strength, passion and a longing for more, will be able to dominate those around them. such ancient beliefs are still alive in present day countries such as
england, france, germany,
russia and many others.
for millennia, the concept of the porn wizard has been debated as for this who lack such intellect and stamina, it is hard for them to comprehend a being that has no bounds and no end. religious leaders and philosophers alike have speculated the nature of this omnipotent being and have not been able to fathom h o w a natural creature can have such abilities without becoming exhausted due to “over-drive”. this being is the reason because such concepts as “infini-porn” and is the overall reason for infinitesimal dick energy.
