wizard finger

disgusting old hot dogs that get cooked way too long and begin to shrivel up, generally discounted to $0.50 at truck stops and convenience stores

dude I was so hungry I actually ate those 3 wizard fingers from 7-11

wizard finger by jackstrawtfb January 30, 2020

Wizard finger

When the ash on a joint, cigarette, blunt, or cigar gets very long. It usually curves downward and grows until it no longer can hold on.

-Check out the huge wizard finger on this blunt.

-Last night Elliott had the biggest wizard finger going!

Wizard finger by Big Lou 53 May 27, 2009

Wizard Finger

Verb describing the process of probing one’s rectum to administer a prostate exam.

Saw my doctor this morning. Gave me the old wizard finger!

Wizard Finger by Wally Fingers April 10, 2024

Wizard Fingers 

The phenomenon of taking to many uppers and your fingers then proceeding to look like they are casting spells.

"Tony was fucked last night, did you see his wizard fingers"

Wizard Fingers by MerlinsFingers March 20, 2022

pound it lock it chain it EXPLOSION *wizard fingers* 

When you and someone else, preferably a fried agree on something or say something at the same time and then perform this sequence in awesomeness. Or when something great happens.

1.To "pound it" you must punch each others fist together.
2.To "lock it", you twist your fists in opposite directions signifying the "locking".
3. Then to "chain it", you slide your wrists towards each other.
4. Then EXPLOSION is done by moving your hands away from each other with open hands quickly and saying "explosion"
5. Finally, right after the explosion, you wiggle the fingers on both of your hands pointed at the other person like you are doing a magical spell on them.

Ex)pound it lock it chain it EXPLOSION *wizard fingers*

Brian: I JUST WON THE MARATHON!!!!
Ryan: NICE!! POUND IT!
Brian: LOCK IT!
Ryan:Chain it!
Together:EXPLOSION!

*wizard fingers*

pound it lock it chain it EXPLOSION *wizard fingers* by Fenno July 2, 2007

Wizard Fingers 

Fingernails that have gone a while without a clipping and have grown well beyond the fingertips to take on a look convetionally considered eccentric or unkempt

You seen Dave lately? Dude looks like he's been chained to a dungeon wall all year—he's got long locks and wizard fingers now.

Wizard Fingers by QuiteRadical August 6, 2023

69 wizard fingers 

The thing ever

Dude did you see 69 wizard fingers new album

69 wizard fingers by 69 wizard fingers October 5, 2018