wizard dog
a golden retriever that is so cute, awesome or just lazy, old wizard dog.
"man you have some wizard dog".
"man you have some wizard dog".
wizard dog by campbell rees February 20, 2009
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Wizard Dogg
1. The mutual act of tenderness in which one fills a faggots rectum with Cheez Wiz for lubrication and then fucks them in the ass. This is followed by the tasty Cheez being sucked or licked off the lucky cock. This is often followed up with a Salisbury Spritz.
2. "Old Salisburian Style" Wiz Dogg is similar except that one uses a pastry bag to increase the volume and depth of Cheez Wiz in the recipient's ass and one finishes with a pearl necklace that is summarily licked clean.
2. "Old Salisburian Style" Wiz Dogg is similar except that one uses a pastry bag to increase the volume and depth of Cheez Wiz in the recipient's ass and one finishes with a pearl necklace that is summarily licked clean.
"Hey, John, how was your date?"
"Man! That girl is a freak! Not only does she like it in the ass, she let me give her a Wizard dogg."
"Man! That girl is a freak! Not only does she like it in the ass, she let me give her a Wizard dogg."
Wizard Dogg by The_Master_Whiz January 2, 2011
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