With the lights off

You know how I spent a full week last month?

Hym "With the lights off. That's how. You know what I had to do with the lights off? I had to sit in the hallway and charge my
phone so that I would have enough charge to ensure that my alarm would go off because I had to WORK. Motherfucker. I had to walk to Motherfuckerin WORK. House is full of garbage. If I don't run the AC 24/7 it begins to stink. I refuse to clean my room Jordan. You know who wasn't there to turn my fucking lights back on?

Not YOU. That's not even my first time sitting in the dark for days either. You think I called my employer and said 'Hey, I would love to work this week but I just don't have the lights on at my house! So I'm just going to sit here in the hallway of my apartment and charge my phone that has both a broke charger port AND A BROKEN CHARGER... I have to jam the male end of the charger up in to the port and then wrap the cord around the phone and if I don't do it just right the phone won't charge. I'm going to have to sit there and tap my phone through the charger cable because without electricity I have nothing else to do other then re-reading comic books and playing card games against the memory of my former coworker's deck. So sorry Amy. I'm just not going to be able to do anything this week and yes you still need to pay me.' Do you think that is what I did? No. I had to do it all with the lights off. Did I get any credit for that? Did I get any praise? I know you're going to pat yourselves on the backs. Look at this. You are refusing to do something I was compelled to do by necessity."

With the lights off by Hym Iam October 24, 2025

better with the lights off

1. "In possession of a such a great personality that not being distracted by your beauty makes you even more beautiful."

2. "Ugly, but really good at sex in the dark."

3. "I hope you don't mind but I have a hangup about having sex with the lights on. Can I turn out the lights so I can fantasize that you're a different girl?"

4. "I really don't care how you look right now. Let's do it."

Girl, don't take this the wrong way, but you look better with the lights off...

better with the lights off by Stahrk December 26, 2011

Doing yoga with the lights off 

(verbal phrase) - having sex, particularly with a flexible partner.

Boss - So what'd you do last night?
Worker - I was hanging out with my girlfriend.
B - Were you doing yoga with the lights off?
W - I don't feel comfortable talking about that with you at work.
B - Why not?
W - Cause you're my boss.
B - C'mon. We're friends.
W - No we're not. We never hang out outside of work.
B - Fine, tell me if you were doing yoga with the lights off with your girlfriend last night or i'll fire you.
W - What!? You're seriously playing that card right now?
B - I'm seriously playing that card right now.
W - <ugh> Fine...yes, we did yoga with the lights off.
B - Nice...wanna draw it?

Doing yoga with the lights off by Noro Machine August 11, 2010

hit with the lights off 

A girl that isnt exactly all that butterface but you would still hit it cuz she has a nice lookin body

Guy 1: Angie got that ass goin
Guy 2: yea but she has that big ass nose
Guy 1: ....id hit with the lights off

hit with the lights off by Steve Garcia November 10, 2007