with a knife

Used at the end of sentences to humorfy them slightly.

I brushed my teeth... with a knife!
I greeted my Aunt... with a knife!
I went to the library... with a knife!
Jesus brought hope... with a knife!

with a knife by Bastardized Bottomburp May 15, 2003

with a knife

stupid people like him, down there... it's gay.

I met the kid down there.... "With a knife!!!!"

with a knife by hates knifes September 10, 2003

crab with a knife 

It's a Crab with a Knife

Don't piss off a crab with a knife.

crab with a knife by SuperMemeBros December 17, 2019

kirby with a knife 

Kirby with a knife is Kirby with a fucking knife

“Yo I’m scared...”
“Why?”
“Because Kirby with a Knife is gonna fucking kill me 😰”
“Ooo shit”

kirby with a knife by Alexthepianoboi November 20, 2019

stab me with a knife 

The expression for an overwhelming of feelings (usually good, sometimes bad) in which no other phrase captures the essence of the feelings.

Jeffrey just asked me to marry him, stab me with a knife, I love that guy so much.

stab me with a knife by 123britneysoears September 3, 2016

Fergie Killed a bear with a knife 

A white redneck Cod4 player killed a 3 ton brown grizzly bear with a knife in colorado in 1969.
Ryan Ferguson is a beast that hates takin pills and goes insane on the weekends

I killed a bear with a "Fergie Killed a bear with a knife."

Dude did you see him kill that bear?
Y dude he fergied the bear

Fergie Killed a bear with a knife by chod69 March 5, 2008

Jamaican with a knife 

Someone who is a backstabbing snake. They tend to do the betrayal slowly to make sure the pain is torturous much like the Jamaican machete that is used for torture in Jamaican gangs in Kingston.

Jon slept with Charles's wife, he is a Jamaican with a knife.

Jamaican with a knife by babybacknutz213 October 25, 2015